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The MIT Logarhythms

 

Edan Krolewicz '12

Voice Part
Tenor
By Way Of
Patchogue, NY
Course
XV: Management Science
Current Position
Historian
Past Positions
Business Manager, Director, Historian
Arrangements
Phoenix - 1901
Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me
Solos
James Morrison - You Give Me Something
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
Hall & Oates - You Make My Dreams Come True
Usher - There Goes My Baby
Michael Jackson - P.Y.T.
Maroon Five - Moves Like Jagger

God formed Jew-man of the dust of New York, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of tenor; and Jew became a living twig. And God planted a football field eastward, in Edan; and there he put the 215lb, 6'3" footballer-Edan Krolewicz- whom he had formed. And out of the ground made Jehovah God to grow every Log that is pleasant to the ear, and good for girls; the tree of Logs also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of pros and noobs. And God commanded the Jew, saying, Of every song of room 4-110 thou mayest freely sing: but of the song Signed, Sealed, Delivered thou shalt not falter: for in the day that thou failest to impress the Logs thereof thou shalt not pass! And out of Applebees Jehovah God formed a waitress and brought her unto the Jewish Knee to see how she would sit on him while the Logs serenaded. Jew singeth, I'm yours The waitress was so enticed by the heavenly voice of Edan that she sayeth, Aye I shall be thine, and they lived happily ever after.

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